Comedy Hour with Richard Simmons
This has got to be one of the funniest stories of the year. Sweatin' to the Oldies excercise freak Richard Simmons was arrested at an Arizona airport after he slapped a man (who happens to be a Harley Davidson salesman, he's never going to live this down) because the man reportedly said out loud: "Look, Richard Simmons. Drop your bags, let's rock to the 50's." Simmons responded with: "It's not nice to make fun of people with issues" and wacked him. Simmons has been charged and the man isn't dropping them. Read the full account of the incident in the above-linked report from the Phoenix police.
# posted by Adam Daifallah : 6:56 PM